I guess it was posted many times but anyway...

Sabina · Joined: 28 Apr 2004

The trues of Life

* Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
* In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
* All the desirable things in life are either illegal, fattening, imoral or charge by the minute.
* Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
* Everyone has a scheme of getting richЕ.. which never works particularly if it involves marrying someone you met in a chat room
* Every man has a novel inside him, and that's where most of them should stay
* If at first you don't succeedЕ. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried by using a PC history cleaning program
* Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold online at a cheaper rate even including shipping.
* When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
* If you have paper, you don't have a penЕЕ. If you have a pen, you don't have paperЕЕ if you have both, no one calls.
* Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker ЕЕЕЕЕ
* As soon as you mention a camgirl ЕЕ if she is good, she is already in privateЕ. If she is bad, she is available.

tenderrose · Joined: 17 Jul 2004

Seen it before but you put a good cam twist on it!